Fish eat fish

The only qualification to make a fish eating other fish acceptable is size. I'm glad that doesn't apply to everything.

Indian Buffets are like seeing young cousins

After it's been a while since you've been to one you start to think about it and eventually make time to go. Then you get to the day you're supposed to go and nothing seems like a better idea. You are thrilled at first and everything is so delicious and you eat and eat and eat but then you start to get full so your enthusiasm slows down. After your second plate you're completely full, exhausted and ready for a nap. When you leave you look back and agree you had a great them but it will be a while before you come back.

"what you gonna do, i'm still pretty awesome"

Says Tyson, the most recent person voted off of Survivor. You couldn't pay me to be on one of these shows. How is it that I despise reality TV people so much but i'm obsessed with reality television. It's trash, spew, brain rotting-ness but it's sooo good, haha.

On another note, I love Wednesdays. It never feels like I have a whole half of a week left on Wednesdays but rather half the week just flew by. Today was very long though and my bed is calling my name.

F U Penguin

Hilarious book and blog. It's made waiting for Chris to get ready to leave a LOT more fun because I throw things at him like "walk like a normal person, asshole!"

I've started learning italian in 10 minutes a day. Si, it's difficult but the book i have has lots of colorful pictues and somewhat resembles a 2nd grade english book. Wish me luck!

Long Days

7:00AM- Alarm went off
7:11AM- Got up
8:01AM- Left apartment to catch bus
8:03AM- Saw bus drive away
8:05AM- Drove to class
8:28AM- Turned in assignment due at 8:30
8:30AM- Class
9:14AM- Started writing this Post

Anticipated rest of the day
11:30AM-Walk to Work
12:30- Walk to next class
1:30- Walk back to work
4:00- Leave Work
4:20- Prepare for Charity Dinner/cook 20lbs of spaghetti
6:30- Serve 80 people spaghetti
8:30- Invite everyone to my place for wine and tequila

Music

When I have a song stuck in my head I'm not sure if not listening to it or listening to it 100 times is better for making it go away. I do usually figure out if the song is worth buying though. Why don't my class notes stick with me for as long as Ingrid Michaelson does? All the more reason to include music in instruction!

Disney World and the finally final return of Chris to follow!

This is creampuff. She's a Young Female Silky Terrier that's up for adoption on petfinder and I WANT HER! Alas...5 more months.

Why Not?

I have a lot of random thoughts so I figured this would be a cool place to put them.

Imagine if we couldn't breath and see at the same time. Would be breath twice as fast or see half as much?