Why we're the laziest country in the world

Not just the laziest country..but the laziest species. Here's why.

We have Movable Walkways

Somewhere out there Aliens are looking down upon us and saying "ok wait...it's a thing designed so you don't have to...walk?" Yes aliens. This is a movable walkway. It moves slower than someone actually walking and if you actually decide to walk on it it's just the equivalent of slightly faster than a stroll because why walk when you can just stand.

We avoid movement even when we're moving

You may argue that this machine embodies the opposite of lazy. It involve exercise! But hang on just a second. This machine allows you to walk or run..in one spot. Because why would you want to move when you walk? Why not spend a ton of money so you can enjoy the same steps over and over again.

We buy kitchen tools that only have 1 purpose

We have tools that can only be used for 1 thing. This cuts bagels. It doesn't cut bread, sausages, lemons, carrots, celery, or anything else that our handy knife can cut. It just cuts bagels.

We think of ways to avoid bending

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